i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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