so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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