i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
My dick has a subreddit
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
i out mim tonsoeep
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