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You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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