at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize
