i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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