Your face is a jimmy john
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
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