so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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