The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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