We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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