No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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