is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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