Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
how do flat chested girls get laid?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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