I'm really into asian looking animals
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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