Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
even my farts smell like vagina
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Randomize
