I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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