don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
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