Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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