I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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