is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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