so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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