peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
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