I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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