I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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