No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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