You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
Randomize
