you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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