it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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