i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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