He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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