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(312): View more from Illinois

I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.

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(614): View more from Ohio

I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to

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(415): View more from California

so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?

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(289): View more from Ontario

Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.

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(254): View more from Texas

Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.

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(503): View more from Oregon

My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.

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(207): View more from Maine

..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.

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(308): View more from Nebraska

Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”

(206): View more from Washington

Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!

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