I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
It was confusing and full of hummus
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
i believe in u and ur pee
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
