Kareoke will never be a sober sport
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize