I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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