You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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