So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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