In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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