have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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