It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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