Grow some girl-balls and come out already
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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