didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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