Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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