did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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