Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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