how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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