Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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