I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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