Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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