ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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