soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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