Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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