over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
He passed out mid-signature
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
Randomize