I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I love you.
Bad choice
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