I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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