You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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