Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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