OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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