Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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